Like in architecture, scope is a crucial consideration in personal style. I always strive to blend in from a distance and perfect the details. From twenty feet off, I think I’m pretty plain. I like people to notice my style when they get up close.
With this in mind, I was out looking for a new set of earphones, nothing fancy, just a pair to replace the broken set that came with my phone. Here’s what I came up with:
When I saw these I had to have them. They remind me of being a kid, when anything to do with guns was exciting. I also love the idea of firing the music directly into my head. They’re real metal too. I am a little concerned that’ll be a problem when the weather gets really cold. But as I said before, the best part is that they look normal from a distance but when you get close they have a little surprise.
Unfortunately they don’t sound very good. But earphones aren’t meant to sound good, they’re meant to look cool…right?